Monday, May 12, 2008

Sabah: Bathing With Crocodiles


While strolling in some Bangkok bazaar years ago, I spotted an almost life-size stuffed crocodile. I fancied buying it for a bolster. Imagine hugging a crocodile as you sleep snugly at nights. But eventually the idea was dropped considering I was on a shoestring budget.

Crocodiles and alligators are really cute-looking animals. They would have been perfect pets if not for the fact that the reptiles are in the habit of turning humans into their sumptuous dinner treat. Just think for a moment, a deep green-coloured crocodile sprawling lazily in your living room as you watch Manchester United entertains Chelsea at the Old Trafford or the animal basking in your tiny garden terrace-house garden under the bright morning sun as you are getting ready to leave for work.

But for some people, having morning bath with crocodiles is something they need to leave with. No. I’m not talking about the Everglades in Florida or the crocodile territories in Australia. Nor do I talk about the movie Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin, the real crocodile hunter who died tragically not too long ago (not due to crocodiles attack though), but rather about some teachers in certain parts of more isolated small towns of Sabah where tap water seems like a big dream.

I was told by a young Kadazan lady teacher who teaches in that sort of small town. Each morning she has to take her bath by dipping herself in a muddy river infested by crocodiles. It is a risky business but not too many people in Malaysia could skip bathing even for a single day.

Whenever she and those who have to bathe in the river sighted the reptiles, they would quickly leave the water.

Now this story was narrated to me last year, 2007. How do you like that? After Sabah has joined Malaysia for a good 44 years this sort of scenario still exist. Alright. Maybe, just maybe, this is one isolated case in Sabah.

But some weeks ago, a Barisan Nasional Sabah State Assemblyman for Tanjung Batu told Malaysians another shocking revelation about how teachers need to sit cross-legged as though they are practicing yoga lotus-position while teaching in the Sekolah Kebangsaan Kalabakan (about 60km from Tawau) and the students sprawling on the school floors like crocodiles. They have a school but not the basic school-furniture.

Today in the Parliament, the BN member for Kalabakan, Dato’ Seri Abdul Ghapur Salleh (who resigned from his freshly-appointment as a Federal Deputy Minister in the new Cabinet) voiced out his dissatisfaction on the Federal Government treatment on Sabah, “Sabah is still being treated like a stepchild and the complains of the people of the state entered the right ears and exited the left ears”.

Last week, Dato’ Anifah Aman (BN-Kimanis) mentioned that the story about some BN Members of Parliament wanting to cross-over reflects the sentiment of the Sabah people.

And today too, Dato’ Abdul Rahman Dahalan (BN-Kota Belud) asked Abdul Ghapur (in Parliament) if is he in agreement on the cancellation of the Penang Bridge project and the allocation be given to Sabah instead.

It seems the Sabah people and their elected representatives are beginning to feel tired on the excuse of not enough budget by the Federal Government.

Well, I guess it isn’t easy dealing with crocodiles especially when they are bigger and more vicious than those found in Kinabatangan and its tributaries.

12 comments:

Kata Tak Nak said...

Do you see the connection between the 2 subjects you were talking about? The teachers were cross-legged and students sprawled on the floor because some federal crocodiles ate up their furniture or fundings for the furniture, of course aided by local crocodiles la.Two legged crocodiles are more dangerous than four legged ones.

Shirzad Lifeboat said...

kata tak nak

yup. those two-legged tailess species...they can turn you into chewing gums

mOEha Aziz said...

shirzad,

can't agree more. this is nothing new here. i went to Dabung last year, the scenario is the same. teachers there had to live in a jungle. i thought that after 50 years of independent these events should have been corrected.

btw, luv to have croc as a bolster... :)

cakapaje said...

Salam shirzad,

U'uh, no crocodiles for me, please. Whether biped or quad, they both shed false tears. And they don't exist in Sabah or Sarawak alone, but in certain enclave in Pahang and even Selangor! Honestly, they do.

Once, I was in somewhere in South East Johore area of Panti, where the water is rust reddish, and the kampung folks have electricity only in daytime. At nights, they have to either use generators, or turn in early.

By the way, sometime in late 1970's, Sabah had more millionaires than the state of Texas, USA. Oops! Sorry, perhaps I misread. Perhaps, they were mentioning crocodiles...bipeds one :)

Snowflake said...

Assallamualaikum
Goodness you guys. Crocodiles?
No objection (cakapaje), I do crocodiles tears so to speak, sometime, but real crocodiles!!!
Honestly... I do not mind cats at all, AT ALL

Sharifah Haniza said...

i thought you bought the crocodile pillow?

cakapaje said...

Wa'alaikumusalam,

Tuan Rumah, tunpang lalu.

snowflake, oopsie! I did not mean you ye :)

Shirzad Lifeboat said...

heya snowflake and cakapje

hey lets sing Elton John's Crocodile Rock together

Shirzad Lifeboat said...

heya sharifah haniza

right. i did buy the stuffed crocodile during my next trip. but not on the trip i mentioned in my first posting. :)

jaflam said...

Shirzad,
I guessed it’s a good time for crocodile hunting be it in Sabah/ Sarawak or Semenanjung. Unfortunately you cannot use Bomoh to catch these two legged crocodiles, they need to be shot and skinned.

To all Crocodiles be warned it’s a crocodile hunting season!!!

Shirzad Lifeboat said...

dear jaflam

yeah this is no longer the business of pawang kri. Fortunately we now have more than 80 crocodile hunters. That ought to do the trick.

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